Those of you with small children may be familiar with the "If You Give a…" books by Laura Joffe Numeroff (e.g., "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie" and "If You Give a Pig a Party"). Here's a silly story with the same feel:

If you give a frog a burrito,
he's probably going to ask you for some hot sauce.
When he sees the joke on the hot sauce packet,
he'll want to see them all.
You'll have to dig through the condiment bucket to
find as many sayings as you can.

When he's finished with the burrito,
he's going to ask you for some Rolaids.
You'll go together to the drugstore to buy them.
While you're at the drugstore,
he'll want to take his blood pressure
on one of those sit down, arm clamp machines.
He'll take his blood pressure and eat his Rolaids.

On your way out of the drugstore, he'll remember that
his pictures are waiting at the photo counter.
You go back inside to get the photos.
He'll want you to see them right away,
so you'll sit in the car and flip through the photos.
It's cold outside, so he'll want you to keep the car running
with the heat on while you browse all 432 photos.
He got double prints, so he'll want you to help him separate
the pictures into two nice stacks.

One of the photos is a picture of the frog's house.
Now that you've seen his house, he'll want to see yours.
You'll drive home.
When you get home, you'll empty your pockets on the counter.
The frog will see one of the funny hot sauce packets
that stowed away in your pocket.
He'll ask for the hot sauce packet.
And, chances are, if you give him the hot sauce,
he's going to ask for a burrito.