Nation of Conster
family, fun November 7th, 2006
I hereby declare my household to be the Nation of Conster, presided over by my Royal Self, my Royal Queen, and our two Royal Princesses.
This morning the Nation of Conster was one worthy of its name. The eldest Royal Princess awoke early with a catastrophic failure of her Princess Panties (i.e., pull-ups) and a resulting two-legged, oozing, "we're going to get more messy before we can get clean", Royal Poo. His Royal Highness would have rather worked the stables, where at least He would have the benefit of a pitch fork's distance. I nearly used a whole box of wipes.
Somewhat calmed and looking forward to Royal Cinnamon Rolls, the eldest Royal Princess smote His Highness's jovial mood when deciding to drop and shatter a Royal Bowl. The Royal Broom and Royal Vacuum were called to duty.
By now, the younger Royal Princess had awoken from her beauty sleep, and was requesting her breakfast to be hastily provided. In the midst of cleaning up the shattered Royal Bowl, the Royal King had forgotten to put the Royal Cinnamon Rolls in the Royal Oven. The Royal Queen attempted to assuage the starving Royal Princess with a Royal Banana, but she would not be satisfied.
A day in the life of the Nation of Conster. This is my family, and I wouldn't trade it for anything.
For those of you who don't get it, Nation of Conster = Consternation.
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November 8th, 2006 at 8:31 am
Well do I remember those days of yore when, with my Queen of Conster, I, as King of Conster knew such things as the Princesses of Conster have perpetrated on the current King and Queen. For the current royals were at one time rather demanding, though not outrageously so, except in times of oosing or head-banging-and-blood-letting, as Prince and Princess of Conster. For reason of such things it is indeed GOOD to be retired royalty, though for a season (well, 2-3 days, with incremental increases) we delight in tending to the royal princesses. Our continual advice, then, is that the Royal Parents "Enjoy" it while they can, as long as they can. That we do still.
November 8th, 2006 at 8:50 am
Sounds like a morning around here. At times like that I always think of my favorite parenting quote:
"The days are long, but the years are short."
November 8th, 2006 at 12:00 pm
I should clarify: I was referring to Princess J and Prince C, though I am sure Queen Crystal somehow fits the category.