Glow-in-the-dark green pigs.

Ok, so they're flourescent and you need a blue/black light, but still. Yikes. And now, the obligatory jokes:

Green Ham and Eggs

Pork, the other green meat

In celebrity news, Miss Piggy, in an effort to "blend in" with her long-time lover, Kermit the Frog, has undergone a controversial procedure in Taiwan…

In other news, "little green men" sightings are on the rise. Witnesses say the creatures appear to communicate in a strange language consisting of snorting and grunting.

Th..Th..Th..That's all folks!